Saturday, August 1, 2009

"Im in love with a stripper"

I don't know who sings it but after reading this story along side V, I couldn't get the damn thing out of my head.



The story that I am speaking of..... The Red Line.....*cue the ooohs and ahhhhs* lol.



No but for real, this story is sick, twisted and super D-duper freakin smutty hottness.



Its completed just like we like. And hopefully if you review enough she will hurry up and write the lovely sequel that V and I are anxiously waiting for.



We tip our hats to you Winndsinger, for the best use of human Edward dressed like a no-mad vampire.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4819806/1/



~~~V and I have plenty of singles for the sexy Stripward~~~

There once was a man from nantucket....

Yeah so it's random what can you do....

V and I would like to showcase one of our personal favorites today. There are plenty of stories that involve Mobward... but truthfully only one woman can pull that shit off.

Her name is...Lalina and her stories are the bee's knees (okay totally don't know if I am saying that right. I don't use a lot of slang.

But anyway back on topic my poor ADHD riddled mind.

The Sacrificial lamb is a story like no other, Edward is a cold hearted hotty, Bella the poor helpless hostage.

There is some action and a whole lot of lemon that is so freakin awesome that we decided to show her some love. Here is the link.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5019394/1/

We also have intimate feelings about Lovenet also from Lalina.If you wanna see Edward and Bella go through a sort of You've got mail relationship you are going to love this. Lemons included.

A: I would totally cyber with Edward.

V: Me too...He would probably be sitting in his boxers, shirtless and just out of shower, with those water droplets dripping from his broad chest.

A: Oh I would be all over that and lick those dew drops away.

V: *cough* Jon *cough*

A: A girl can dream can't she?

V: A think big! We don't have to dream, we can always get our spy suits and stalk him.

A: Shitballs! I forget about that. *gives an evil smirk to V, who smirks back*



**** Mobward rocks our world****



So V sent me this link to an awesome story

It's not completed like we like but still it is freakin awesome.




The lemons are fucking awesome, I mean this chick can totally write some smut. We tip our hat to her.


Go check it out, tatted up Edward has got to be my favorite and she totally wrote a chapter that includes Closer by Nine inch Nails that made me feel all.... hot and bothered.


It's like this chick got inside my head while I was sleeping and wrote a story defined on my fantasies. I love all of the music that she selected, she has tatted Edward (I love tattoos), and she even has The Nighmare Before Christmas thrown in there I have a weird perverted obsession with that movie, Tim Burton is a sexy mo-foe.


V and I love you all so much thank you for taking a peak at our perverted world. Hope you love the banner that V made.


!!!!!WE LOVE WET ROB!!!!!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Welcome to Smut Adict Anonymous

We welcome all ages, sex, race, and ethnic backgrounds.

This is more of a club then a blog.

We are addicted to the Fanfiction stories that have Bella and Edward in compromising positions.

So you are not alone. We welcome you to become a part of our journey to find all stories that get you hot and bothered.

V and I will post links to such stories and we ask if you have any hidden away that you will share the wealth.

This is a website devoted not to cure your addiction but to support it.

"My name is Ashley and I am addicted to smut."

"My name is Valerie and I am addicted to smut."

So join our little club and check in for updates frequently because we will have the lingerie of the week, links to stories, and quite possibly some carnal knowledge.

Welcome, to our family. You are not alone.